KISSHU

WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? /
Golden hues stared at the interviewer, eyelids slowly began to squint as Kisshu tried to figure out what was going on. He was clever and decisive - so if anything was to go down, he would be out of there quickly. However, his hues showed a slight hint of confusion, as Kisshu remembered Deep Blue and his big plans to take over the world - so for the interviewer to be asking him questions, without a care in the world, unnerved him. "Kisshu. You can call me Kisshu." Kisshu replied with a small huff escaping his lips, his arms crossing over his chest. He really didn't have time for this - he had to stop Deep Blue from killing everybody; especially his sweet Ichigo.

WHAT ARE YOU, EXACTLY? /
"Apparently I resemble an elf, but I am far from being anything like those little critters." Kisshu snarled at the thought of being compared to elves. "I am a Cyniclon, darling. My race is dying - and you are wasting my time!" Kisshu glared at the interviewer, a growl escaping his lips as he showed his fangs - he was not enjoying this interview one bit. This woman was wasting his time. He had to go and save Ichigo and the others... but mostly Ichigo.

ARE YOU RIGHT-HANDED OR LEFT-HANDED? /
'What kind of question is that?!' This woman was going to feel Kisshu's wrath if she wasn't careful. 'Does she not know that the whole world is at stake here?!' Kisshu was not having any of it, his eyes slowly glowing blue as he stood up from his chair, glaring down at the interviewer. "Do you not understand, woman?! I do not have time to tell you whether I am better with my left or right hand!" He growled down at the woman as she seemed to stare blankly back at him. Her stoic expression unnerved him even more and he huffed as he floated his backside down onto the chair. "Fine. I am left-handed."

WHEN YOU'RE IN THE SHOWER, WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU WASH? /
The question alone was weird and even Kisshu felt a bit uncomfortable by it. How the hell was he supposed to answer that?! Kisshu sighed heavily, a hand running down his face before he stared right at the woman across from him, a blank expression on his face. "My ears..." It was usually his ears, then his hair, and then the rest of his body - nothing unusual.

WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? /
Kisshu actually had to think about his answer. He had been so busy with the whole 'Deep Blue situation' that he hadn't eaten a lot - he had only snacked on small things whenever he could. "... I believe I ate an apple?" His answer to her question felt like another question, but he didn't have a clue about what he had eaten last.

IF WE LOOKED AROUND YOUR PLACE, WHAT WOULD WE FIND IN YOUR NIGHTSTAND? TRASH CAN? /
"But... I do not have a place." Kisshu sighed heavily, his hand running across his face. How was he supposed to answer her question when he did not have the time, or the patience, to do so? He had a home back on his home planet, but he did not have a place to call home on Earth. "I mean... if I did have a place, I wouldn't have a nightstand or a bin." The woman seemed to pass onto the next question without trying to question him on his vague answer.

WHO WERE THE LAST FIVE PEOPLE YOU SPOKE TO? /
Kisshu really didn't want to admit it, but he had spoken to the following people: Deep Blue, Taruto, Pie, Ichigo; and the other Mew Mews. "Taruto, Pie... Deep Blue... Minto, and my sweet Ichigo." Mentioning Ichigo's name made him feel sad, as Kisshu soon realized he may never see his loved one ever again. Even though the love was pretty much one-sided, Kisshu wasn't going to give her up to Masaya.

Kisshu loved Ichigo and was itching to go and find her - but he had a sinking feeling that she wasn't taken from her world like he was. His eyes looked down to the ground for a few seconds before he looked back up at the woman sat across from him. And Taruto and Pie... well, they were like brothers to him; he was itching to go find them as well.

WHAT IS YOUR HOMETOWN? DO YOU MISS IT? /
"Earth is my species' true home. And no, I do not miss the planet we were forced to move to - it is a planet full of disease and death - why would I ever want to return there?" Kisshu was trying his best to keep his 'cool', but these questions were not helping him one bit. He was on edge, his golden hues cautiously moving from side-to-side as he tried to figure out whether Deep Blue was watching him from behind the glass window.

His home... he did miss it, but he didn't want to go back to it - as it only would remind him of the state his planet is currently in. He wasn't even conceived when the Cyniclons were forced from Earth, but he still feels like he has some kind of responsibility to help his fellow brothers and sisters whom are stuck on the disease-ridden planet. Kisshu only wants what is best for his race, even though he might not fully admit that - it was obvious by his previous goals to reclaim Earth that he wanted to make his family proud.

WHEN DID YOU FIRST EXPERIENCE ROMANTIC ATTRACTION TO OTHERS? /
"When I first met Ichigo, of course. When I first met her, I thought she was just like any other annoying human. But after a while, I realized I had fallen in love." Kisshu grinned happily for the first time since he had turned up in this strange world. "She is mine after all. Sure, she is looking at some other guy - but I'll win her over, just you wait and see! Kisshu laughed mischievously, a playful glint in his eye. "She will be mine." He began to repeat it out loud with a large grin on his face; his pupils began to dilate as he continued. The interviewer cleared her throat, snapping Kisshu out of his 'moment'.

WHEN WAS YOUR FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? WITH WHOM? /
Kisshu would've spat out his drink at this question, but luckily... he didn't have one. Kisshu's pale cheeks would've gained a pink hue if it wasn't for the fact that he was trying to conceal his growing embarrassment. "I have not had sex before..." He had simply never thought about having sex, but he would want it to be with Ichigo, or with somebody who could actually love him for who he was.

DO YOU HAVE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER? /
"Ichigo, of course!" Kisshu began to laugh, a large grin on his face as he crossed his legs in the lotus position and began to float above the chair - feeling slightly confined by it's small size. "Ichigo is mine after all! I love her and she will love me soon enough!" His face twisted slightly before the interviewer proceeded with the next question.

IS THE GLASS HALF-EMPTY OR HALF-FULL? /
"What kind of question is that?" He questioned with a quirked eyebrow. 'How could this idiotic human just jump to a question like that? Stupid woman...' However, his eyes did look at the glass of water beside the woman and he shrugged with a small chuckle escaping his lips: "I'm gonna say half-full."

WHAT WOULD YOU WEAR TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY? /
Kisshu had heard of Halloween once or twice before the interview, but he was stuck on what to say. "Uh... I would probably pretend to be a Vampire? I mean, I look like one already... just minus the ears and the green hair." He chuckled slightly before one of his pale hands went to touch his ears. As much as he tried to conceal it, when people made fun of his ears it made him feel like crap and he was always a little insecure about them eversince he turned up on Earth.

IF YOU COULD TURN INTO ANY ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD IT BE? /
"An animal, huh?" Kisshu did like cats and considering he loved Ichigo, he couldn't help but feel like he had to choose to be a cat - if he had the choice to be one anyways. "A cat? I do like cats, and so does my Ichigo."

WHAT SHOES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? /
Kisshu quirked a brow at such a question. First the shower one, now this? Kisshu sighed heavily before his golden hues moved down to his brown boots. "... Just my usual, brown boots. Nothin' special~" And they really weren't all that special either - at least, not to Kisshu.

EXPLAIN YOUR FAMILY. /
Kisshu suddenly went quiet as his nails began to tap on the arms of the chair. His family... oh how he missed them. Kisshu loved his family with all of his heart, but he wasn't too sure on how to explain them. "Well... there is just me and my parents. Nothing more, nothing less. We tolerate each other, so that's something - right?"

NAME THREE SMELLS THAT DESCRIBE YOUR HOME KITCHEN GROWING UP. /
Kisshu snarled at the interviewer. Why did she have to make him feel this way? Why couldn't she have just asked him some basics and be done with the interview? He didn't know how long he had been in this room, but these questions were getting either too personal or too stupid - and they were only wasting Kisshu's time. "I don't know, maybe my kitchen smelled of you getting the hell out of my personal life?!" His eyes glared at the pathetic human sat before him. How he hadn't killed her yet was beyond him.

WHICH MONOPOLY TOKEN WOULD YOU CHOOSE? THEY ARE: WHEELBARROW, TOP HAT, BATTLESHIP, THIMBLE, CANNON, RACECAR, DOG, IRON, TRAIN, SACK OF MONEY, AND MAN ON HORSEBACK. /
Kisshu tried to calm down as his threat didn't seem to budge the interviewer one bit - and the fact that she just continued on made him feel useless. How could he make her stop with the personal questions? But hopefully that was the last of them. "Battleship? I don't know... I mean, if a cat piece was an option. I'd take that one."

WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE? /
Kisshu blinked at this question. Sure, it was kind of personal - but it was also a general question. Kisshu sighed softly before thinking about what he had overheard from time-to-time. "I don't listen to music all that much, but I would say metal and rock? Well, that is the kind of music I have overheard during my travels. And pop music too - but that is a 50/50 thing with me."

WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST REGRET? /
Kisshu's eyes widen at the question before it finally registered in his brain. He growled at the woman, shooting up from his seat to grab her by the collar of her shirt. "Do not ask me that question! I have no regrets - but you will if you open your mouth again!" Kisshu's golden hues slowly turned a fiery blue as he slowly dropped the woman back into seat, a large grin slowly growing on his face once he saw the terror on her face. "I'd appreciate it if you cut the crap and actually asked me some serious questions, sweetie." Kisshu may not have wanted to admit it out loud, but he had plenty of regrets. One of them being that he had made Ichigo cry. He had hurt her to try and make her see his love for her and her rejection made him realize how messed up he had been towards her. But even then, he still can't help but feel possessive over his pet.

UH, H-HOW DO YOU TRAVEL? /
"I travel through teleportation, darling. Want to see?" He grinned mischievously before teleporting out of her sight and behind her, his pair of sai in his hands. With his quick reflexes he had his sai pointing at her throat, a cackle escaping his lips at the sight of her trying not to squirm. "I did enjoy our little... session, darling - but I must go now. Bye-bye!" And with that... he was gone.

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